February 2012
roxyzolanski:
i get so jealous when i read a book or manga or watch a movie or something and they live in like new york city or tokyo and it’s just SO COOL and they take SUBWAYS!!!! and the kids ROAM AROUND EVERYWHERE BY THEMSELVES!!!! like what???????? THEY CAN JUST WALK TO EACH OTHERS APARTMENTS OR RIDE THE SUBWAY OR WALK OUTSIDE AND THERE’S A MCDONALDS AND JUST LIKE THESE KIDS ARE PROBABLY...
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bamboleeeeoooooo bamboleeeeeA
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i don’t know why she hates me i have the best grade in her shitty class
i have a teacher who is always like “ask questions! always ask questions” and whenever i raise my hand she like sighs and rolls her eyes and is like “really?”
sherlock wouldn’t be a firebender get it right he would be the avatar
the more you tell me i should read homestuck the more i seriously don’t want to
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jon-snow:
not to defend homestuck but you guys watch glee lmao
so since we watch glee we must be ok with everything else terrible????
shouldn’t we be able to save ourselves from experience
miranda reblogs my post
with a homestuck gif
gets kind of angry???
fucking homestuck
barricade-boy:
someone tell me why beth is reading homestuck
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roxyzolanski replied to your post: fucking beth HOMESTUCK IS A DISEASE
just read it you boob
gunz997 replied to your post: fucking beth HOMESTUCK IS A DISEASE
no it is gr8 you should read it
fucking beth HOMESTUCK IS A DISEASE
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i wish you could have some kind of facebook savior so i can block all posts that have to do with taylor swift jesus
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remembers how many people on facebook have me blocked
laughs
forever contemplates commenting just “lol” on people’s relationship status updates
i am at my sister’s apartment eating all her food that doesn’t have to be cooked but i am still hungry should i order pizza
shiphassailed:
in case it was unclear the amount of time i spend per day being an idiot - longer than the great wall of china - is stil shorter than the amount of time blaine spends being a bad character
me: the other day my friends at school were talking about glee
daisy: oh no
me: yeah and they asked me about it
daisy: oh no they didnt
daisy: oh god allison
daisy: why don't they know
daisy: to never talk about glee around you
daisy: did you talk about sam and how you hate blaine
me: yes
me: they were scared
artiefuckingabrams:
i can’t wait until blaine isn’t on glee anymore so we can all just sit back casually on the patio with our lemonade glasses and reminisce, “wow remember how much we all hated blaine?”
roxyzolanski:
sucks to suck
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shiphassailed:
blaine-anderson:
people who spend so much time complaining about blaine/darren being on glee it’s funny because no matter what they say this playlist of all his songs on the show will be longer than the amount of time you spend a day being idiots
the great wall of china is shorter than the amount of time i spend per day being an idiot
dude if only you saw how much my follower count fluctuates
i gain and lose like 10-20 followers a day
why
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phillipgallagher replied to your post: alex u smell bad
rude i take back my compliments
i wuz just JOKING LOVE ME
pats ur head
alex u smell bad
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sectumsemprachel:
1 2 3 4 i declare a ship war
omagdiantsirnfkk i got my bff post card
and they are wearing
CAT SWEATERS!!!!!!!
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coffeeorgin replied to your post: ok so there was this anti-bullying club in the…
yes, it’s a great idea, and it would look really good on your college applications.
i was like super pissed they never continued with the club uuuughgh i was super interested in being involved in it
ok so there was this anti-bullying club in the beginning of the year and i signed up for it but nothing happened? like there were no meetings and i think it’s disbanded now
do you think i should start a new one for next year
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ftm420 replied to your post: dukeofnines replied to your post: i don’t know why…
how do you search in fb posts?
you know when you go to look up friends
well you just type in what you want to see
and go to the side and select “Posts by friends”
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dukeofnines replied to your post: i don’t know why i still get shocked every time…
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME DAY AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE “well she IS wearing a bra and panties on stage” and im like “SO???????????????? SO???????????????? SO????????????????”
yes omg!!!
once i was talking about my friend who got bullied because everyone called her a slut and slut shamed her at my...
i don’t know why i still get shocked every time someone slut shames when i literally see slut shaming going on every day
even from friends
and then i get into this mode and people think i am crazy and are like “god allison you take things too seriously stop lecturing me”
one time my friends and i got into a fight with that youth pastor about abortion and then he started posting bible excerpts on my wall and telling me he would pray for me
so i was like
dude
if i want to vacuum that shit out
i will vacuum that shit out
get over it
THIS IS WHY I DON’T GO ON FACEBOOK
oh no now the youth pastor is on my facebook news feed
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curious
search in “slut” and view posts by friends
literally that same status posted by
10 different people
dukeofnines:
little known fact i also dance when soy sauce is poured on me
lol so i told the kid that on his status and now i am just sitting here like omg i barely know the guy i havent even spoken to him in like 3 years
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that girl you stole that cookie from
went home and blogged mean things about you
you think you know them, guess what? you don’t!
i bet 99% of you won’t reblog this, but you will if you’re that 1% with a heart.